i bet you think i can’t make every sentence seem like a proposition
eh
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wildcardbitcheswoo said: ahahahahahahahahahahah dat emote oh my god memories eh
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this is also written in the mens bathroom in bus eirann
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I swear Irish people use the most unsexy terms for sex acts. It’s all psychological Catholic guilt I think.
“The ride”
“The suck”
“lickout”
“gash”
“fanny”
etc
etc
‘Did ya get your log in?!’
GASH IS SO FUCKING DISGUSTING OMFG
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WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
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